What is your best method of staying cool in the Florida heat? air conditioning

You will never beat me at a game of hide and seek

Something that people are surprised to find out about me is my real last name is not Bustamonte

If I could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, I'd invite My Uncle Larry, my unborn children, my mom.

I can quote all the lines from Princess Bride

The kind of person I am attracted to is tall dark and handsome

The soundtrack of my life would include music

If your life story were a made-for-TV movie, what would be the title and who would star? Oh Shit, starring Debrah Messing

My favorite movies are Princess Bride, Pride and Prejudice, Saving Private Ryan, Band of Brothers

If I could only eat one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be Jewish food

My favorite fortune cookie reads tough shit.

If I could have any job other than my own, it would be fashion designer

If I could have any superhero power, it would be flying

My last meal would be steak and potatoes and for dessert, chocolate volcano cake

Someday, I'd like to see the world

The first thing I turn to in Creative Loafing is personals

I'm always teased about my sense of humor

My motto is if it doesn't kill you

I spend a lot of time daydreaming about sex but right now I'm thinking about sex

The quickest way to my heart is chocolate the quickest way to my bed is through my bedroom door and in the morning, I like my eggs cooked unfertilized

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm pissed

When I die, I believe I will go to heaven.. after i go to hell first

My porn star name is (First Pet's Name) sidney (Street You Grew Up On) menlo-parkington

Hummer or Hybrid

Make it yourself or Buy it at the mall

Till Death Do Us Part or Prenuptual Agreement

Casket or Cremation

Boxers or Briefs

Red Sox or Yankees

Gators or Seminoles

The Hub or Blue Martini

East Coast or West Coast

Swimmer or Sunbather

PBR or Guinness

Band or DJ

SoHo or St. Pete

Golf or Gulf

Tampa Bay Lightning or Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Creative Loafing (new name) or Weekly Planet (old name)

Starbucks or Indigo

Jaeger Shots or Jello Shots

Merlot or Chardonnay

Ringtone or Vibrate

CSI: or O.C.

Native or Transplant

Early bird or Night Owl

Mac or PC

Dogs or Cats