What is your best method of staying cool in the Florida heat? Stay indoors. Good way to stay dry, too.

If I could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, I'd invite Aristotle, Jesus, Sam Harris & Elizabeth I (I hope this hypothetical allows for Aristotle and Jesus to speak English) I'd also like to spend a night with Bill Maher, but we don't need to eat!

My local haunts are Ceviche, Esca and the North Port Applebees

I can quote all the lines from Anything Monty Python. Really.

The kind of person I am attracted to is funny, kind, loves cats, decisive, smarter than average, can cook a bit....

The soundtrack of my life would include Anything by Idina Menzel, Depeche Mode, Stephen Sondheim, ABBA & Tom Waits.

If your life story were a made-for-TV movie, what would be the title and who would star? Amy Adams would star and it would be called "Fish Out of Water"

My favorite authors/books are Shakespeare Milton McGuire Dan Brown Emily and Charlotte Bronte Jane Austen Aristotle Plato Tolkien Darwin Dawkins Hitchens Harris Hardy ...the classics

My top five bands/cds are Idina Menzel "I Stand" Sarah Brightman "Dive" Jason Robert Brown "Wearing Someone Else's Clothes" Jonathan Larson "RENT: OBC" Anything BROADWAY

My favorite movies are Monty Python: MoL, LoB, ANFSCD, HG Classic Disney films like Sleeping Beauty and Little Mermaid Mel Brooks: HotWP1, YF, BS, SM, RB: MiT Anything with Audrey Hepburn, Cary Grant, Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Rosalind Russell, Grace Kelly, Tyrone Poewr, Greta Garbo, Gene Wilder, Gregory Peck, Liza Minnelli, Judy Garland, Barbara Steisand, Johnny Depp, Fredrick March...the list goes on and on...if its on TCM I'm sure I love it.

If I could have any job other than my own, it would be Contract movie star or courtier.

If I could live anywhere in the world it would be London because of the culture and history.

Design your ideal mate: the brain of John Oliver or Sam Harris and the body of Zachary Quinto (esp. when he's sporting specs!)

If I could have any superhero power, it would be super-intelligence.

My last meal would be a calzone (b/c I am lactose intolerant) and veggies and for dessert, the chocolate mousse they serve in Norway in EPCOT

My favorite song is Gorgeous by Idina Menzel

Someday, I'd like to see Petra in Jordan or learn Polish

The first thing I turn to in Creative Loafing is News of the Weird

I'm always teased about my hair color (always changing)

My guiltiest pleasure is OREOS

My motto is "No Day But Today"

The quickest way to my heart is through music the quickest way to my bed is through my heart and in the morning, I like my eggs cooked over hard

I spend a lot of time daydreaming about writing a book but right now I'm thinking about how my legs hurt from biking

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm reading

My favorite event/place in Tampa Bay/Sarasota is Ceviche but it seems I always end up at Cabana Inn for karaoke , even though I swear I'll never go again.

When I die, I believe I will go in the sea (I want a pyre)

My porn star name is (First Pet's Name) Jerry (Street You Grew Up On) Perkins

Hummer or Hybrid

Make it yourself or Buy it at the mall

Till Death Do Us Part or Prenuptual Agreement

Casket or Cremation

Red Sox or Yankees

Gators or Seminoles

The Hub or Blue Martini

East Coast or West Coast

Swimmer or Sunbather

PBR or Guinness

Band or DJ

SoHo or St. Pete

Golf or Gulf

Tampa Bay Lightning or Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Creative Loafing (new name) or Weekly Planet (old name)

Jaeger Shots or Jello Shots

Starbucks or Indigo

Merlot or Chardonnay

Ringtone or Vibrate

CSI: or O.C.

Native or Transplant

Early bird or Night Owl

Mac or PC

Dogs or Cats